Somebody Reboot the Matrix

What is going on around here? Yesterday I swear I saw the UPS truck drive down our street five times - always in the same direction. Today I've seen the same car do a U-turn in the middle of our street at least twice. The program is clearly stuck on a mostly grey and rainy cycle, yet even though it has been raining for two or three days and nights solid, the sun came out maybe 10 or 15 minutes ago and somehow practically instantly the sidewalk, street, and the tree in our front yard are all nearly bone dry. What the heck?